shadowbane
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Post by shadowbane on Sept 10, 2005 1:35:46 GMT -5
The evil smirk comes back again.
WHITFIELD: And if this situation isn't horrific, last night it accelerated to new heights! On the phone with us is rescue theorist, Maria Santiago. Are you there, Maria? SANTIAGO: Yes. Hello, Stanley. WHITFIELD: Maria, as we show the viewers last night's footage, could you please comment? SANTIAGO: Yes, of course. At approximately 7:45 p.m. last night, when the situation looked its darkest, the Powerpuff Girls arrived at the scene.
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Post by captaingrapes on Sept 10, 2005 1:37:20 GMT -5
HAROLD'S eyes widen in surprise and his hands start twisting his newspaper like a towel.
SANTIAGO: Once inside the scene, the Powerpuff Girls had Mojo Jojo on the run!
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Post by shadowbane on Sept 10, 2005 1:37:39 GMT -5
HAROLD'S is almost cross-eyed with anger, his face a twisted snarl. In his frustration, he rips the entire newspaper apart as if it were a single page.
SANTIAGO: But just then, the tables turned. Mojo Jojo reclaimed his control. Townsville could be in big, big trouble. Stanley? WHITFIELD: Thank you, Maria.
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Post by captaingrapes on Sept 10, 2005 1:38:36 GMT -5
Good times have come upon HAROLD. For all the world, it is as if his football team had won the Superbowl with an unexpected touchdown at the eleventh hour.
WHITFIELD: This is a grim day for Townsvillle. Not only is the Mayor being held hostage, but so are the Powerpuff Girls.
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Post by shadowbane on Sept 10, 2005 1:39:00 GMT -5
HAROLD sneaks off to his bathroom and locks himself in again.
MARYANNE: Dinner will be ready in fifteen, honey!
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Post by captaingrapes on Sept 10, 2005 1:39:39 GMT -5
HAROLD'S only answer is to start back up with his tools.
The next morning is little more than a repeat of the previous. Harold mechanically puts himself through the paces of his routine...
MARYANNE: You'll never guess what's for breakfast!... MARYANNE: ...Pancakes! BUD: Leave me alone!
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Post by shadowbane on Sept 10, 2005 1:40:24 GMT -5
...But that evening, when his work complete and his rear plopped back on his couch, his eyes are alight with vicious eagerness, hunched over towards the television screen, rubbing his hands together excitedly.
WHITFIELD: Hello, this is Stanley Whitfield live in front of City Hall. It's Day Three of the hostage situation, and we're still at a standstill.
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Post by captaingrapes on Sept 10, 2005 1:41:02 GMT -5
City Hall rumbles behind WHITFIELD, whose eyes both open in surprise.
WHITFIELD: What the...?!
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Post by shadowbane on Sept 10, 2005 1:41:47 GMT -5
The newscamera pans to a view of two policemen covering up their ears as City Hall explodes behind them. A beaten, battered Mojo Jojo flies out of the sky, straight in the arms of one of the policemen.
WHITFIELD: Mojo Jojo is captured!
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Post by captaingrapes on Sept 10, 2005 1:42:23 GMT -5
The Mayor follows suit, into the arms of the second policeman.
WHITFIELD: The Mayor is safe!
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Post by shadowbane on Sept 10, 2005 1:43:23 GMT -5
The viewers are treated to an image of the POWERPUFFS zooming off with wide smiles on their faces, homeward bound after a job well done.
WHITFIELD: Thank you, Powerpuff Girls! Bless your huge little heads!
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Post by captaingrapes on Sept 10, 2005 1:45:01 GMT -5
Blessings are the farthest thing from HAROLD Smith's mind. With his ears whistling like a teapot and his body twitching in spasms of anger, HAROLD looks as if he might well split apart in pure, raw rage. He's off, back to his bathroom, only to be intercepted by his smiling wife.
MARYANNE: Sorry, dear, no private time tonight, we're having dinner guests!
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Post by shadowbane on Sept 10, 2005 1:46:31 GMT -5
MARYANNE chuckles excitedly as the doorbell rings at that exact moment.
MARYANNE: Oh good, they're here!
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Post by captaingrapes on Sept 10, 2005 1:47:34 GMT -5
She glides to her front door.
MARYANNE: Look who's here!
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Post by shadowbane on Sept 10, 2005 1:48:59 GMT -5
It is the UTONIUM family.
PROFESSOR: Hiya, neighbors! POWERPUFFS: Thank you for inviting us!
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