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Post by Terrorist Cataz on Sept 10, 2005 14:28:42 GMT -5
*starts the Fundamentalist wing of the Church of Space Cataz*
*Execpt the Church of Space Cataz or we'll blow you up!
*If you die for Space Cataz, there will be 100 Space Cataz virgins waiting for you in the Space Cataz afterlife
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Post by lluvatar on Sept 10, 2005 14:29:21 GMT -5
*starts the Fundamentalist wing of the Church of Space Cataz* *Execpt the Church of Space Cataz or we'll blow you up! *If you die for Space Cataz, there will be 100 Space Cataz virgins waiting for you in the Space Cataz afterlife DAMIT I DID IT AGAIN!! that was me
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Post by Dr. Pedophile on Sept 10, 2005 15:22:19 GMT -5
the fundamentalist wing of the church of space cataz will be tolerated, in fact, we will tolerate them so much that the church will give them money and guns.
sister lauren, the church of space cataz cannot afford donuts at the moment, our money is going... towards salvation.
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Post by Reverend Mordechai Rosenberg on Sept 10, 2005 15:24:32 GMT -5
Brother Jeremy will hereby be known as "Reverend (something jewy)" wolffs not fooling anyone, jeremy. You mean my ingenious idea of placing the first letter of my first name and then my last name in hopes of you never finding who I am didn't work. Damn! Only true faith in Space Cataz could have presented you with my true identity. Hail Space Cataz! Oh, and the name is Reverend Mordechai Rosenburg.
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Post by Dr. Pedophile on Sept 10, 2005 16:18:33 GMT -5
I'm thinkin about doing "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Space Cataz"
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Post by Mimi on Sept 12, 2005 19:19:42 GMT -5
SpaceCataz is dead. SpaceCataZ remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us?
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Post by browniebunny on Sept 12, 2005 20:40:36 GMT -5
SpaceCataz is dead. SpaceCataZ remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? That is really impressive. Did you write that Mim?
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Post by Finnegar on Sept 12, 2005 21:53:10 GMT -5
*dogma shift*
The "SpaceCataz" never existed. It was actually a fabrication of the misguided Fundementalist wing of our beloved Church (capitalized, as it is, of course, the one true Church!).
In fact, the SpaceCataz shall serve as a SYMBOL of all that we can aspire to in this life, before our afterlife in the Land of Neverending Sugar.
As the SpaceCataz never existed, it never died. We shall not morn this day, but shall wear white forever more on this day of September 12 in honor of our final realization of the true faith and meaning of the Reformed Church.
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Post by lluvatar on Sept 12, 2005 22:12:38 GMT -5
SpaceCataz is dead. SpaceCataZ remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? For your betrayle to the Space Cataz, we shall declare some sort of holy war against you, lets call it a jihad, ya that sounds good. We, the Fundamentalist Church of Space Cataz are declaring a Jihad on the killers of the Space Cataz. We know that the Space Cataz's spirit will reward us in the next life, mabe will get some Space Cataz pussy?? But anyway U SHALL BE SMITED BY OUR HOLY RATH!
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Post by Finnegar on Sept 14, 2005 12:44:55 GMT -5
Damn fundamentalists...you make a mockery of our religion! The media always focuses on YOU nutjobs, making the rest of us look bad! 'atz... (=jeez)
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Post by captaingrapes on Sept 15, 2005 22:46:16 GMT -5
SpaceCataz is dead. SpaceCataZ remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves? That which was the holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet possessed has bled to death under our knives. Who will wipe this blood off us? With what water could we purify ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? For your betrayle to the Space Cataz, we shall declare some sort of holy war against you, lets call it a jihad, ya that sounds good. We, the Fundamentalist Church of Space Cataz are declaring a Jihad on the killers of the Space Cataz. We know that the Space Cataz's spirit will reward us in the next life, mabe will get some Space Cataz pussy?? But anyway U SHALL BE SMITED BY OUR HOLY RATH! Don't you get like seventy virgins r something.... THAT WOULD BE AWSOME... i mean they don't know what they are doing you could totally own them at a game of jacks or monopoly and you might make them bleed when you play life... that game is a killer
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Post by browniebunny on Sept 15, 2005 23:44:52 GMT -5
For your betrayle to the Space Cataz, we shall declare some sort of holy war against you, lets call it a jihad, ya that sounds good. We, the Fundamentalist Church of Space Cataz are declaring a Jihad on the killers of the Space Cataz. We know that the Space Cataz's spirit will reward us in the next life, mabe will get some Space Cataz pussy?? But anyway U SHALL BE SMITED BY OUR HOLY RATH! Don't you get like seventy virgins r something.... THAT WOULD BE AWSOME... i mean they don't know what they are doing you could totally own them at a game of jacks or monopoly and you might make them bleed when you play life... that game is a killer Where would they get 70 virgins for each member of the religion? I would like to know.
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Post by Dr. Pedophile on Sept 15, 2005 23:54:22 GMT -5
if god can make platipuses, he can make any amount of virgins
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Post by lluvatar on Sept 16, 2005 1:19:33 GMT -5
if god can make platipuses, he can make any amount of virgins soo true...soo true Why doesnt that mother fucker get back to work, we're running out of them down here. They're dropping like fly's. Every day you here stories about us losing one. Its a sad thoguht. So many of them lost, to mans probeing, into their natural habbitat. God...why god do you let the platipuses die, why! Make more damn you make more!
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Post by Mimi on Sept 19, 2005 15:52:23 GMT -5
For your betrayle to the Space Cataz, we shall declare some sort of holy war against you, lets call it a jihad, ya that sounds good. We, the Fundamentalist Church of Space Cataz are declaring a Jihad on the killers of the Space Cataz. We know that the Space Cataz's spirit will reward us in the next life, mabe will get some Space Cataz pussy?? But anyway U SHALL BE SMITED BY OUR HOLY RATH! oh wait... SpaceCataZ isn't dead... he's just INCAPACITATED... in my freezer.
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