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Post by Dr. Pedophile on Sept 19, 2005 19:54:43 GMT -5
For your betrayle to the Space Cataz, we shall declare some sort of holy war against you, lets call it a jihad, ya that sounds good. We, the Fundamentalist Church of Space Cataz are declaring a Jihad on the killers of the Space Cataz. We know that the Space Cataz's spirit will reward us in the next life, mabe will get some Space Cataz pussy?? But anyway U SHALL BE SMITED BY OUR HOLY RATH! oh wait... SpaceCataZ isn't dead... he's just INCAPACITATED... in my freezer. we could reenact that scene in the hospital at the end of Dogma. fetch me my THUNDERSTICK the platypus is by far god's most wonderous creation
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Post by browniebunny on Sept 19, 2005 19:56:01 GMT -5
For your betrayle to the Space Cataz, we shall declare some sort of holy war against you, lets call it a jihad, ya that sounds good. We, the Fundamentalist Church of Space Cataz are declaring a Jihad on the killers of the Space Cataz. We know that the Space Cataz's spirit will reward us in the next life, mabe will get some Space Cataz pussy?? But anyway U SHALL BE SMITED BY OUR HOLY RATH! oh wait... SpaceCataZ isn't dead... he's just INCAPACITATED... in my freezer. To live again through Frankstinian technoglogy.
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Post by Mimi on Sept 20, 2005 19:44:50 GMT -5
To live again through Frankstinian technoglogy. ARISE, SpaceCataZ, ARISE
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Post by Finnegar on Sept 27, 2005 15:52:52 GMT -5
It's....ALIIIIIIIIVE!
*is smited*
Damn, pissed off killer SpaceCataz on the loose...*gak*
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Post by misplacemyheart on Sept 27, 2005 23:29:03 GMT -5
I hope by "smited," you mean "smoteneth."
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Post by lluvatar on Sept 29, 2005 1:04:34 GMT -5
I cant believe that we have 3 pages on this topic. thats kinda crazy
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Post by browniebunny on Sept 29, 2005 22:14:17 GMT -5
I cant believe that we have 3 pages on this topic. thats kinda crazy There is much to be known about the Great Space Cataz. Three pages is not nearly enough to convey the complexity, expect more.
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Post by captaingrapes on Sept 30, 2005 18:05:45 GMT -5
if space cataz was to persay die for all our sins (he was bludgened to death by his own penis after it was removed by the non-belivers) and then later i was to practice blasphemy by spilling my seed opon the earth or any where else other than my wedded's vagina would he smite me with his holy power me.
this will be ended with...
OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD (clapping in time) answer my prays our great leader OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD lead us to the great and holy bird feeder OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD we are humbled in your greatness OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD we are awed by your power OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD i wish i was a fat african amerian woman
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Post by lluvatar on Oct 1, 2005 20:51:14 GMT -5
if space cataz was to persay die for all our sins (he was bludgened to death by his own penis after it was removed by the non-belivers) and then later i was to practice blasphemy by spilling my seed opon the earth or any where else other than my wedded's vagina would he smite me with his holy power me. this will be ended with... OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD (clapping in time) answer my prays our great leader OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD lead us to the great and holy bird feeder OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD we are humbled in your greatness OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD we are awed by your power OOOOOO LAWD LAWD LAWD i wish i was a fat african amerian woman What are you on?
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Post by captaingrapes on Oct 2, 2005 0:55:39 GMT -5
now robert you have set me up for a very easy and witty "your mom" joke however im gonna be the bigger man and tell you
I BONED YOUR FATHER IN A GLORY HOLE IN HAITE WHERE HE GOES EVERY WEEKEND WORKING FOR DRUG DEALERS (me) AND I PAY HIM BY PLOWING HIM IN THE ASS INSISTANTLY!!!
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Post by Reverend Mordechai Rosenberg on Oct 2, 2005 17:58:41 GMT -5
now robert you have set me up for a very easy and witty "your mom" joke however im gonna be the bigger man and tell you I BONED YOUR FATHER IN A GLORY HOLE IN HAITE WHERE HE GOES EVERY WEEKEND WORKING FOR DRUG DEALERS (me) AND I PAY HIM BY PLOWING HIM IN THE ASS INSISTANTLY!!! How dare you mention such horribly immoral actions in the Church of SpaceCataz. Such things have no place in this church. It is insulting to mention such occurances that violate law of the Church of SpaceCataz. We all know the church strictly forbids traveling to Haite. Oh, so if I want some of your drugs I should just go to Robert's dad? Good to know.
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Post by browniebunny on Oct 2, 2005 22:52:19 GMT -5
now robert you have set me up for a very easy and witty "your mom" joke however im gonna be the bigger man and tell you I BONED YOUR FATHER IN A GLORY HOLE IN HAITE WHERE HE GOES EVERY WEEKEND WORKING FOR DRUG DEALERS (me) AND I PAY HIM BY PLOWING HIM IN THE ASS INSISTANTLY!!! "If kids buy enough products, the Merch rouses from his coma just long enough to impart some keen insight, "I fucked your dad!""
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Post by lluvatar on Oct 6, 2005 0:16:32 GMT -5
now robert you have set me up for a very easy and witty "your mom" joke however im gonna be the bigger man and tell you I BONED YOUR FATHER IN A GLORY HOLE IN HAITE WHERE HE GOES EVERY WEEKEND WORKING FOR DRUG DEALERS (me) AND I PAY HIM BY PLOWING HIM IN THE ASS INSISTANTLY!!! ....ya well umm your dad should be a pirate. No seriously sean i think your dad looks like Black Beard, im not kidding. Its kinda scary, and please dont tell him about my burried tureaser.
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Post by misplacemyheart on Oct 10, 2005 16:13:05 GMT -5
now robert you have set me up for a very easy and witty "your mom" joke however im gonna be the bigger man and tell you I BONED YOUR FATHER IN A GLORY HOLE IN HAITE WHERE HE GOES EVERY WEEKEND WORKING FOR DRUG DEALERS (me) AND I PAY HIM BY PLOWING HIM IN THE ASS INSISTANTLY!!! ....ya well umm your dad should be a pirate. No seriously sean i think your dad looks like Black Beard, im not kidding. Its kinda scary, and please dont tell him about my burried tureaser. What do you mean "should be?" Sean's dad IS a pirate. I don't even care what you say, he is 100% a pirate.
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Post by Dr. Pedophile on Nov 8, 2005 20:42:00 GMT -5
Spacecataz preaches that all humans are unique, yet we all possess the same basic soul that allows us to communicate and form attachments to others, and our common soul is that of a pirate's.
Its not in the dogma, but its implied.
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